Major Payne’s Advanced Pet Battles Training: Bill Buckler
Batten down th' hatches, Payne's sendin' ye to Stranglethorn to deal wit' a rowdy scallywag!
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Major Payne’s Advanced Pet Battles Training: Merda Stronghoof
Major Payne's latest training mission has you going to Desolace . . . and shedding a few tears for Mankrik's wife?
11 years ago
Major Payne’s Advanced Pet Battles Training: Steven Lisbane
Major Payne is grossed out by Steven Lisbane's eating habits, so he's sending you to pay him a visit!
11 years ago
Major Payne’s Advanced Pet Battles Training: Zonya the Sadist
What do undead monkeys and a sadist have in common? Major Payne explains in his latest Pet Battles training mission.
11 years ago
Major Payne’s Advanced Pet Battles Training: Eric Davidson
Let's hope you can avoid contracting fleas while enduring Major Payne's latest training exercise!
11 years ago
Major Payne’s Advanced Pet Battles Training: Analynn
Do you have a mint? You might need to bring some on your next training mission from Major Payne.
11 years ago
Major Payne’s Advanced Pet Battles Training: Lindsay
Payne's scouts reported some of you were none too happy to be slapped around by Dagra. Poor things. Meet Lindsay!
11 years ago
Major Payne’s Advanced Pet Battles Training: Dagra the Fierce
Dagra the Fierce may not have the fiercest team in the world, but she certainly hates it when you flirt with her!
11 years ago
Major Payne’s Advanced Pet Battles Training: Julia Stevens
Your Advanced Pet Battles Training assignment for this week: Challenge Julia Stevens and her snakes (eww!) in Elwynn Forest.
11 years ago
Major Payne’s Advanced Pet Battles Training: Zunta
Congratulations! Major Payne has decided to move you into his Advanced Pet Battles Training course!
11 years ago
Major Payne’s Pet Menagerie: Silithid Hatchling
Your final day of basic Pet Battles training is here! Assuming you can survive. Actually, either way it’s your last day. . . .
11 years ago
Major Payne’s Pet Menagerie: Peddlefeet
Major Payne may say “bah, humbug!” to Love is in the Air, but we're sure you're gonna love this week's challenge.
11 years ago
Major Payne’s Pet Menagerie: Voodoo Figurine
Major Payne ain't trollin' this time. He needs to see if you're able to stay away from the voodoo, mon!
11 years ago
Major Payne’s Pet Menagerie: Perky Pug
Major Payne is finally ready to fully test your skills. There's just one tiny problem. . . .
11 years ago
Major Payne’s Pet Menagerie: WarcraftPets.com
This week, Major Payne’s taking a break so we can highlight one of our favorite fansites: WarcraftPets.com. Here’s what this helpful website can offer new and veteran pet collectors and battlers.
11 years ago
Major Payne’s Pet Menagerie: Magical Crawdad
“Speak with Mr. Pinchy and be granted a wish! Maybe something good . . . maybe something bad . . . Mr. Pinchy does not know!”
11 years ago
Major Payne’s Pet Menagerie: Rabid Nut Varmint 5000
Nimble, squeaky sounds, and smells like burning oil and rabies. What more could you want out of a mechanical pet?
11 years ago
Major Payne’s Pet Menagerie: Clock’em
Shh, we can't talk about where you're going, but Major Payne has some extra special training for you this week.
11 years ago
Major Payne’s Pet Menagerie: Not On Vacation!
Two things: 1) Are you keeping up with your training? 2) Major Payne is not—repeat—not on vacation!
11 years ago
Major Payne’s Pet Menagerie: Winter Reindeer
♫ He's making a list, and checking it twice; gonna find out who's naughty and nice. Major Payne is comin' to town! ♪
11 years ago
Major Payne’s Pet Menagerie: Viscidus Globule
You’ll need more than a frosty sense of patience to defeat Major Payne’s latest challenge!
11 years ago
Major Payne’s Pet Menagerie: Blighthawk
Apparently littering Azeroth with turkey carcasses could mean the death of us all!
11 years ago
Major Payne’s Pet Menagerie: Hopling
Having regurgitated carrots spewed all over you is disgusting. Being able to control it is sweet, sweet justice!
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