Major Payne's Pet Menagerie: Unspeakable Horror!
Beware! Unspeakable horrors befall the heedless who choose to venture into Hillsbrad Foothills!
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Major Payne’s Pet Menagerie: Lesser Voidcaller
Are you brave enough to stare into The Eye of death? Major Payne wants to see if you really are!
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Major Payne’s Pet Menagerie: Twilight Fiendling
With your help, Major Payne wishes to become the only living menace on Azeroth by "researching" nightmares.
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Major Payne’s Pet Menagerie: Stunted Direhorn
Armored and stout, with eyes that will melt your heart right before it punctures your chest cavity . . . meet the Stunted Direhorn!
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Major Payne’s Pet Menagerie: Blossoming Ancient
It's autumn in Azeroth, and as leaves begin to fall from the noble Blossoming Ancient's boughs, so too falls another Pet Battle team before this tough little tree's mighty blows!
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Major Payne’s Pet Menagerie: Tainted Waveling
Instability and stinky billabongs? What on Azeroth is Major Payne up to now?!
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Major Payne’s Pet Menagerie: Xu-Fu, Cub of Xuen
Major Payne knows you've been working hard, and he hopes his latest task will help you find inner peace.
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An Evening on the Timeless Isle
"It’s dawn and something just doesn’t feel right. It’s almost as if the axis of Azeroth wobbled a bit overnight, and this time it had nothing to do with me smackin’ Oondasta upside the head." --Major Payne
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Major Payne’s Pet Menagerie: Filthling
Everyone loves to wallow in the "mud" and become an enormous, coagulated, animate pile of filth, right?
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Major Payne’s Pet Menagerie: Unborn Val’kyr
Remnants of the Lich King’s power wander the wastes of Northrend, and Major Payne wants you to find one!
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Major Payne’s Pet Menagerie: Pocket Reaver
Remember that first time you got roflstomped by a Fel Reaver in Hellfire Peninsula? It’s payback time!
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Major Payne’s Pet Menagerie: Living Sandling
Major Payne has been assaulted, and he's ordering you to pull your head out of the sand and exact revenge in his name!
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Major Payne’s Pet Menagerie: Elder Python
There's nothing pretty to see here. Just ugly, nasty, disgusting snakes and Major Payne wants 'em all dead!
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Major Payne’s Pet Menagerie: Tiny Blue Carp
Time to ditch those malleable feels, and grab your rod and reel, tamers. Major Payne wants you to go fishin'.
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Major Payne’s Pet Menagerie: Phoenix Hatchling
It's time to feel the burn! Unfortunately, if you don't survive, you can't rise from your own ashes.
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Major Payne’s Pet Menagerie: Electrified Razortooth
When you're done with your daily set of 100 one-armed pushups, Major Payne has ordered you to return to the Isle of Thunder!
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Major Payne’s Pet Menagerie: Coilfang Stalker
Do you know where to find a Dripping Strider Egg? Well, there's only one way to find out!
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Major Payne’s Pet Menagerie: Lil’ Bad Wolf
Grandmother's a sweet, gray-haired old lady who has big ears, big eyes, and phat lewtz. Perhaps you should pay her a visit and listen to her tale.
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Major Payne’s Pet Menagerie: Direhorn Runt
Think you have what it takes to join the Direhorn Expert Riding Professionals Syndicate? Head to the Isle of Giants to find out!
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Major Payne’s Pet Menagerie: Swamp Croaker
It's time for you to drop that rock you've been licking and come on down to the Isle of Thunder! It's toad-hunting season.
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Major Payne’s Pet Menagerie: Gahz’rooki
With some Kor’kron blood, sweat, and a few tears, you too can summon your own hydra!
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Major Payne’s Pet Menagerie: Ji-Kun Hatchling
Ji-Kun has flown the coop, and it's your job to put a yolk on her and stop the fowl play!
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Major Payne’s Pet Menagerie: Netherspace Abyssal
The Ivory Spire calls, tamers! It’s time to head out and get inside the twisted citadel that may very well end up being your resting place.
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