Congratulations! Major Payne has decided to move you into his Advanced Pet Battles Training course!

Your final day of basic Pet Battles training is here! Assuming you can survive. Actually, either way it’s your last day. . . .

Major Payne may say “bah, humbug!” to Love is in the Air, but we're sure you're gonna love this week's challenge.

Major Payne ain't trollin' this time. He needs to see if you're able to stay away from the voodoo, mon!

Major Payne is finally ready to fully test your skills. There's just one tiny problem. . . .

This week, Major Payne’s taking a break so we can highlight one of our favorite fansites: WarcraftPets.com. Here’s what this helpful website can offer new and veteran pet collectors and battlers.

“Speak with Mr. Pinchy and be granted a wish! Maybe something good . . . maybe something bad . . . Mr. Pinchy does not know!”

Nimble, squeaky sounds, and smells like burning oil and rabies. What more could you want out of a mechanical pet?

Shh, we can't talk about where you're going, but Major Payne has some extra special training for you this week.

Two things: 1) Are you keeping up with your training? 2) Major Payne is not—repeat—not on vacation!

♫ He's making a list, and checking it twice; gonna find out who's naughty and nice. Major Payne is comin' to town! ♪

You’ll need more than a frosty sense of patience to defeat Major Payne’s latest challenge!

To celebrate Winter Veil, we’re offering holiday savings of 50% on select World of Warcraft mounts and pets.

You can now browse and purchase a bevy of mounts and pets* from directly within World of Warcraft through our newly added Shop interface. Just click the Shop icon on the menu bar once you’ve logged in to a character, and you’ll be able to pick out a new friend to add to your collection and start your adventures together right away. By combining the best of cutting-edge goblin and gnomish technology, we’ve also made it possible for you to receive your new pal right in your inventory (or via mail if your inventory is full).

Apparently littering Azeroth with turkey carcasses could mean the death of us all!

Having regurgitated carrots spewed all over you is disgusting. Being able to control it is sweet, sweet justice!

Where do you suppose you could find the very essence of corrupted time and death in the form of a tiny little dragon?

A murder of crows can have two meanings. Are you prepared to find out which one will apply to you?

Beware! Unspeakable horrors befall the heedless who choose to venture into Hillsbrad Foothills!

Are you brave enough to stare into The Eye of death? Major Payne wants to see if you really are!

With your help, Major Payne wishes to become the only living menace on Azeroth by "researching" nightmares.

Armored and stout, with eyes that will melt your heart right before it punctures your chest cavity . . . meet the Stunted Direhorn!

It's autumn in Azeroth, and as leaves begin to fall from the noble Blossoming Ancient's boughs, so too falls another Pet Battle team before this tough little tree's mighty blows!

Instability and stinky billabongs? What on Azeroth is Major Payne up to now?!

Major Payne knows you've been working hard, and he hopes his latest task will help you find inner peace.